Jimmy
My comic sans self portrait

My comic sans self portrait

A Modest Proposal

jimmysphone:

This is a probably a stupid proposal, but I’m trying really hard to finish my new album, and I’m also taking classes full time. This makes it difficult to maintain an amount of work that will pay enough for more than just rent. The problem is that I need extra money to pay for the album to be mixed/mastered by someone who isn’t ignorant like me. 

That being said, if you message me your name, or a little something about you, I’ll write and record a scrappy little song for you. In return you could donate to my album fund, or not. I would do it for free, if you want, I know that money is not an easy thing to ask for nowadays. Just think of it as putting a dollar or two in a weird vending machine that spits out really unfortunate sounding music that has your face on it.  

I also have tapes for sale and maybe a few tee shirts (not band tee shirts just actual tee shirts I wear sometimes).

Let me know if this really is stupid, or if its something that you’d be interested in.

I wish I could share the new songs with you, but none are mixed yet, so my only music can be found at jimmysphone.bandcamp.com (also where you can donate by purchasing any of the albums available, although they are also all free)

Last time I’ll try to post this, sorry!

Put me in a blender when I die, I’m eating 6 cups of kale a day I would hate for this to go to waste, damn.

A Modest Proposal

This is a probably a stupid proposal, but I’m trying really hard to finish my new album, and I’m also taking classes full time. This makes it difficult to maintain an amount of work that will pay enough for more than just rent. The problem is that I need extra money to pay for the album to be mixed/mastered by someone who isn’t ignorant like me. 

That being said, if you message me your name, or a little something about you, I’ll write and record a scrappy little song for you. In return you could donate to my album fund, or not. I would do it for free, if you want, I know that money is not an easy thing to ask for nowadays. Just think of it as putting a dollar or two in a weird vending machine that spits out really unfortunate sounding music that has your face on it.  

I also have tapes for sale and maybe a few tee shirts (not band tee shirts just actual tee shirts I wear sometimes).

Let me know if this really is stupid, or if its something that you’d be interested in.

I wish I could share the new songs with you, but none are mixed yet, so my only music can be found at jimmysphone.bandcamp.com (also where you can donate by purchasing any of the albums available, although they are also all free)

I took 50 selfies in one of the most iconic performance art pieces ever made.

jimmysphone:

I polished this turd and put it on bandcamp. 

i had a dream that you killed yourself and it was on the news. i dont even know you
Anonymous

Gunna chug this Red’s Apple Ale and then Hara-Kiri suicide myself with this fucking cool Katana blade Domo Arigato どうもありがとう catch me on the news! 

I polished this turd and put it on bandcamp. 

I’m not dead

Yet

jimmys phone like the iconic jennys number but only jimmys phone
Anonymous

Nice

Dj Stooly in the club. Thanks for all your “great” suggestions on music I used none of them.

I’m DJing a wedding tomorrow
What should I play ?