Jimmy
Me: Yeah, I just finished tracking a 13 song LP, it's definitely my best work to date, just waiting on it to be mixed and mastered, not sure what I want to do with it, maybe send it around see if someone wants to do a physical release or something
My Cat: ...
My Cat: ... literally no one cares. lol .
My Cat: ... *takes a hit of a blunt and skateboards away*
Me: *Cries a lot*
Jimmys Phone - Date Night
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jimmysphone:

Song I wrote with my friend Johnny. 
Recorded a quick demo of it and here it is. 
Probably going to be sharing some more demos in the coming weeks. 
Tell me what you think. 
xoxo, ~j 

I am making an app like grindr but instead of horny dudes that want to hook up it shows you how far away platonic dudes listening to really cool indie music are from you, so you can just meet up on campus and talk about how sad it is that you’re the only people listening to “banshee beat” by AnCo, like out of the thousands of people on campus. I haven’t made a friend in years.

Someone like me should not have a phone

Android enjoying the dinner I prepared for myself, He Invited Himself over AND Helped Himself to a Hefty bowl, of Course He asked Can I Crash on your Couch? 

Sunday … 

Sunday … 

No recollection of writing this:

The stars and cars all rattle my bones just the same, circling all around me as I sleep so gently in this beautiful little cabinet under the ground. The moon makes the tide ride up and down, passing my love as she paddles to the center of the sea, to dive deep in to find me. I’m down there, I swear; I’ll dream forever and grasp the concepts to bring back to all my friends, all the questions have answers that just need a little polish. The dreary sun will rise again and put me back to bed, my love in vain, in pain and covered in the rays of sun and wet from the rain that’s soon to come. Clouds cover my eyes like cloth damp from faucets ran to run my fever down, but my love couldn’t contain my cold and I perished in our bed. 

You're only 5 9? you looked like you were exceptionally tall
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I wear a size 6 shoe, a Youth XL tee shirt, I’m not exactly ANDRE THE GIANT! 

Side by side.. to any 14 year old boys who are 5’1 and uncomfortable in every social situation.. It gets better, keep being yourself, one day it will catch on and what you like will be “post-ironic” people will think you’re cool because of how truly uncool you are, but you’ll get to kiss a girl eventually, and grow to a respectable 5’9 and a half.. it really works out for you, just wait it out I swear!

Throwback Thursday to when I was the most uncomfortable 8th grader who wore a Tim and Eric tee shirt everyday because I didn’t know how else to express myself. 

Throwback Thursday to when I was the most uncomfortable 8th grader who wore a Tim and Eric tee shirt everyday because I didn’t know how else to express myself. 

Being drunk in biology class

Being drunk in biology class

Re: Pre-loaded with the new Jimmys Phone album

Re: Pre-loaded with the new Jimmys Phone album